May 2013
malijuanastyles:
I was sitting next to my crush last period and I started smiling in the middle of our quiz so he tapped me and whispered “hahah what’s so funny” and I said “ha nothin” but really I was thinkin about bouncin on his dick
mistercoventry:
“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”
Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals
crankkky:
meladoodle:
girl you gonna need a permission slip to ride this dick
April 2013
sluttyoliveoil:
when you feel a sneeze coming on
cybercum:
cybercum:
cybercum:
he was a skater boy
she said give me anal boy
he said no
youkillmypatience:
youkillmypatience:
the title of my autobiography is going to be “that’s not how you spell my name”
volume two: that’s not how you pronounce it either
the-girl-who-laughed:
casualfangirling:
she-wants-the-doitsu:
whendaybreaks:
nicolasandthecage:
when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go
are you okay
They turn into those eraser shavings and then you swipe them off your desk and they land on the floor and someone steps on them and they stick on their shoe and eventually the person goes home so right now your word is at...
Tell me the story about how the sun loved the moon so much he died every night to let her breathe
vulturecreep:
“I’m so fat!” I scream as I shove a brownie, pizza, my neighbors cat, two oak trees, a small country into my mouth
March 2013
imorb:
how do snakes have sex
i mean they’re
fuckin
noodles
Watchwassupcuz:
darkskinnedguy:
beyoncespenis:
jay z slapping beyonces ass
She basically told him in his ear that she was gonna blow him.. *cough cough*
They so cute lol
