when theres no wifi at other peoples houses: ugh
when theres no wifi: ugh
other peoples houses: ugh
other people: ugh
Close some doors today. Not because of pride, incapacity or arrogance, but...– Paulo Coelho (via maddierose)
all of us are the perverts our parents warned us...
Damaged people are dangerous. They know they can survive.– Josephine Hart (via loveyourchaos)
casimirpulaskidays: do you ever just feel so awkward when you buy something and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back but you take a few seconds to put the money in your wallet and you can feel the world judging you from afar Exactly haha
jeniffersmiles: what if in school instead of raising our hands we raised our legs excuse me I have a question. I WAS SO NOT PREPARED FOR THAT LAST ONE
I wanted a perfect ending. Now I’ve learned, the hard way, that some poems don’t...– Gilda Radner
Don't waste your time on people who wouldn't even...
wthellmichelle: i wish i had the url anonymous so i can make my icon the grey face and send people hate and when they would say “yeah well come off anon” i could be like “i am off anon motherfuck”
starshipmikey: christianmingle: does anyone else remember that episode of drake and josh where they replaced helen with a different black lady and hoped no one would notice ROXY LIKE A PUMA
first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.
Me at 7 AM: tired
Me at 12 PM: tired
Me at 3 PM: tired
Me at 7 PM: *yawn* tired
Me at 10 PM: tired
Me at 2 AM: TIME TO REDECORATE MY ENTIRE ROOM